Loaded retail CD. Loaded 8.05 patch/upgrade. Scoured & cleaned registry & disk, reinstalled, OK. See First Problem with v5 to v8 detailed solution.
Purchased Deluxe Suite Upgrade. Message on installation "Detected previous version of Creator 8 Suite Home... Must uninstall previous version". OK, nuke it. Custom install without Drag-to-Disk, Media Manager, Media Import.
The original problem referenced above has returned. Uninstalled Deluxe upgrade. Problem still there.
Am I the only lottery winner here?
I am leaving to purchase a new door (nope, not joking).
Wait 120. Out.