IT: "What's wrong with it?"
Caller: "The mouse is jammed."
IT: "Mouse? Printers don't have a mouse!!"
Caller: "Yes . . . "
IT: "Oh, really?"
Caller "I'll send a picture . . . . "
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A call to the IT Dept.
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Brendon
, Dec 20 2009 03:05 PM
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#1
Brendon
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Posted 20 December 2009 - 03:05 PM
Caller: "Our printer is not working."
IT: "What's wrong with it?"
Caller: "The mouse is jammed."
IT: "Mouse? Printers don't have a mouse!!"
Caller: "Yes . . . "
IT: "Oh, really?"
Caller "I'll send a picture . . . . "
IT: "What's wrong with it?"
Caller: "The mouse is jammed."
IT: "Mouse? Printers don't have a mouse!!"
Caller: "Yes . . . "
IT: "Oh, really?"
Caller "I'll send a picture . . . . "
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Posted 20 December 2009 - 03:14 PM
The mouse was probably just checking to be sure the printer was 'squeaky' clean.
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Posted 20 December 2009 - 04:03 PM
I smell a ... naw, forget it. 
Upstate NY
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Add'l HD 1.5TB WD 7K 64M; Videocard: VGA ASUS GTX460; DVD BURNER 1: BLU-RAY BURNER LG; DVD BURNER 2: ASUS DRW-24B3LT; CPU COOL ZALMAN
On this Vista 32 bit (
) pc:System Model m8247c
Chipset: GeForce 6150SE nForce 430; Memory (RAM): 3 gig;
Processor: AMD Athlon™ 64 X2 Dual Core Processor 5600+, 2.800 GHz, 2 Core(s), 2 Logical Processor(s)
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Posted 20 December 2009 - 04:33 PM
I can't find one on Amazon, it would be a good Christmas present. Where did you get it from?
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Posted 20 December 2009 - 04:47 PM
QUOTE (Beerman @ Dec 20 2009, 03:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The mouse was probably just checking to be sure the printer was 'squeaky' clean.
Man, that was a "cheesey" remark
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Antec True Power 750 W. PS
Asus GTX-460 Graphics
Sony Optiarc DVD/RW
Asus DRW-2014L1T DVD/RW
Western Digital 2TB Slave Drive
Cooldrives SATA Mobile Drive
Turtle Beach Montigo DDL 7.1 Sound Card
8GB-Corsair XMS3 1600C9 PC-12800
Windows 7 Pro Retail Operating System
Number 2 Custom Build ASUS Intel Computer
Asus P8P67 Deluxe MB
CoolerMaster CM-690 II Advanced Case
Intel i7-2600K LGA Socket 1155 Socket
Antec TruePower 650 Power Supply
Asus ENGTX460 DirectCU/2D/1GB DDR5 Video
Corsair Force GT 120 GB SATA 6GB/s SSD Drive
Western Digital 1TB (Black) Slave Drive
Turtle Beach Montego DDL 7.1 Sound Card
Asus DRW-24B1ST DVD/RW
Asus DRW-2014L1T DVD/RW
Cooldrive SATA II In-case Mobile Drive
SilenX IXTREMA Pro Blue LED 120mm 14dBA 72 cfm (2 each)
Microsoft 600 keyboard/Mouse
Crucial Balistic Tracer DDR3 (2 x 2GB x 2=8GB
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Posted 21 December 2009 - 09:15 AM
Awww... poor little guy....
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Posted 28 December 2009 - 10:13 AM
Well the above mouse is not going to help you. Call Roxio customer support.
Call Roxio customer support.
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