"Hello Sir or Madam, I'm not an angry person, i'm really not - but I feel the need to vent my spleen to someone, and this seems the most appropriate outlet. You know when they tell you to write down all your frustrations in a letter, and then never send the letter? Well that's what i'm doing now, except i'm going to send the letter also. 'Easy VHS to DVD' is terrible. I'm sure it must be illegal to sell software that is unusable off-the-shelf? Am I able to bill Roxio for my time and energy spent trying to get it to work? You know, i'd actually pay 50 beer vouchers for an official Roxio 'engineer' to come to my house and make it work - except that she/he wouldn't be able to!
Let's talk a little trip back in time, shall we? I'm stood in PC World in Leeds, having done some prior research on which products are suitable for converting my old VHS porn films to my computer. I'd narrowed it down to Roxio and Pinnacle, holding 'Easy VHS to DVD' in my left hand, and 'Dazzle Video Creator Platinum' in the other. What could have been... It was around 7:30PM by the time I got home, and had picked up some sweet & sour chicken with fried rice for my tea. It was delicous. Anyway - after finishing the meal, I popped the disc into my laptop, double-clicked on setup.exe, only to be informed that my 'configuration' was not 'compatible' with the Roxio product in question!
Still, unperturbed by this minor hiccup in my investigation, I ran the setup.exe program with the 'Program Compatability Wizard' applied, and found the software installing correctly (albeit slowly). Little did I know what a mistake I had made. For you see, on the Internet I am informed that it is of critical importance that the USB video capture device must be inserted prior to the software installation. "BEFORE!" they said. But, hold on one second, let me check the manual that came in that colourful little box - what did it say? Step 1. 'Insert the Easy VHS to DVD installation disc into your disc drive...' Step 2. (install it) Step 3. 'Connect the Roxio Video Capture USB device to a USB 2.0 port on your computer'. How foolish of me to follow printed instructions.
Nonetheless, I found myself in the promising situation of a successful installation of the Roxio 'Easy VHS to DVD' software. I launch the capture software - hear my tape playing back, but see nothing. 'No Signal', the software reports. Hmm... Taking a trip to the Roxio website, I discover I have to register (for no apparent reason), and then wait several painstaking hours with no sign of the confirmation email arriving - to an address I might add that is privately owned and has no spam filtering present. I then register under an alternative (ISP) address and find the email arrives much quicker. I can barely control my greedy hands as I slam the mouse over the 'download' option to acquire 'Service Pack 2' for 'Easy VHS to DVD' (getting kind of tired of the irony of calling it 'Easy' - from this point on let's just call it 'VHS to DVD'). I install SP2, only to find it complain that it can't be installed because no installation of 'VHS to DVD' could be found. Words fail me. To Roxio's credit, they have supplied the raw USB device driver required by the software, which supposedly corrects the silly error I made earlier on when I accidently followed the manual's instructions. Unfortunately it does nothing to solve my 'No Signal' error.
At this stage, I began uninstalling, installing, reinstalling, and probably overinstalling everything in sight following the variety of both official and unofficial guides to a fruitful and happy 'VHS to DVD' installation. Because of the constant restarting required, I was unable to listen to keep listening to music on the computer, so I browsed my CD shelf and found a 2-CD compilation of Rod Stewart's greatest hits and had a listen on my stereo. It must have been years since I last heard 'Baby Jane' - great song. Anyway...
I discover that the reason for the installation program giving me a whinging, tedious error message is due to my lack of 'Service Pack 1' being installed in Windows Vista. So I now find myself in-search of this mythical piece of software, which appears to sit uncomfortably somewhere between 'operating system' and 'ordinary software'. Windows Update seems unable to help me on this one, so I am forced to download it manually. Of course, it doesn't work - it can't possibly work - that would make too much sense. To find out why it won't work (install), Microsoft very kindly provides me with a special piece of software. This piece of software is capable of checking the suitability of my computer as to whether it is safe to install SP1 on it. This piece of software consistently hangs part-way through it's installation.
At this stage (a week after setting foot in the previously mentioned PC World store), I decide the solution to my problems is to backup all my important data, format my hard drive, and install Windows 7 on it. I want YOU PERSONALLY to know that i'm doing this just to make Roxio 'VHS to DVD' work. I hope you're happy.
All the best for Christmas and the New Year,
Steve.
P.S. - I don't want a refund, it just seemed the appropriate category to file this under. It must be said, Roxio has a distinct 'Do It Yourself' attitude towards customer service. Also, I was going to spare you the job reading this complaint by posting it on the Roxio forums, but there's a problem with the forum software that's preventing me from registering so I can post - and no contact details are available to inform the admin of this."
I submitted this to Roxio Customer Service a couple of days ago. I had to break it into two seperate tickets, and their software screwed up the format so it's all one big paragraph. I received the following reply to the first part of the story:
"Thank you for Contacting Roxio Customer Service
For us to assist you more effectively, we will require some more information.
Could you kindly give us a more detailed description of your issue including
* The steps you are taking
* Any troubleshooting steps you have already tried
* What programs you are using and the software programs within the suite you are using.
* Was your software pre-installed on your computer
* The type of files you are working with
* Error message(s) you receive (if any) or any symptoms like hanging or the program shutting down.
* What Operating System you are currently using
If the information provided does not resolve your issue simply update your webticket with a detailed explanation with the steps you have tried and any error messages you receive.
Regards,
Roxio Customer Service"
...and the following reply to the second part of the story:
"Thank you for contacting Roxio Customer Service
We have updated your original ticket 820080
We appreciate your sense of urgency regarding this issue. We will continue to work with you through your original ticket. For the most prompt response, please only update your original ticket.
Thank you.
Regards,
Roxio Customer Service"
- they actually took it seriously! Although, I would expect nothing less. My Windows 7 installation is lovely, less than a couple of hours old. Now i'm going to install Roxio 'Easy VHS To DVD', and if it doesn't work Jim, i'm going to personally come down there and eat what's left of your hair.
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"Hello Sir or Madam, I'm not an angry person, i'm really not - but I feel the need to vent my spleen to someone, and this seems the most appropriate outlet. You know when they tell you to write down all your frustrations in a letter, and then never send the letter? Well that's what i'm doing now, except i'm going to send the letter also. 'Easy VHS to DVD' is terrible. I'm sure it must be illegal to sell software that is unusable off-the-shelf? Am I able to bill Roxio for my time and energy spent trying to get it to work? You know, i'd actually pay 50 beer vouchers for an official Roxio 'engineer' to come to my house and make it work - except that she/he wouldn't be able to!
Let's talk a little trip back in time, shall we? I'm stood in PC World in Leeds, having done some prior research on which products are suitable for converting my old VHS porn films to my computer. I'd narrowed it down to Roxio and Pinnacle, holding 'Easy VHS to DVD' in my left hand, and 'Dazzle Video Creator Platinum' in the other. What could have been... It was around 7:30PM by the time I got home, and had picked up some sweet & sour chicken with fried rice for my tea. It was delicous. Anyway - after finishing the meal, I popped the disc into my laptop, double-clicked on setup.exe, only to be informed that my 'configuration' was not 'compatible' with the Roxio product in question!
Still, unperturbed by this minor hiccup in my investigation, I ran the setup.exe program with the 'Program Compatability Wizard' applied, and found the software installing correctly (albeit slowly). Little did I know what a mistake I had made. For you see, on the Internet I am informed that it is of critical importance that the USB video capture device must be inserted prior to the software installation. "BEFORE!" they said. But, hold on one second, let me check the manual that came in that colourful little box - what did it say? Step 1. 'Insert the Easy VHS to DVD installation disc into your disc drive...' Step 2. (install it) Step 3. 'Connect the Roxio Video Capture USB device to a USB 2.0 port on your computer'. How foolish of me to follow printed instructions.
Nonetheless, I found myself in the promising situation of a successful installation of the Roxio 'Easy VHS to DVD' software. I launch the capture software - hear my tape playing back, but see nothing. 'No Signal', the software reports. Hmm... Taking a trip to the Roxio website, I discover I have to register (for no apparent reason), and then wait several painstaking hours with no sign of the confirmation email arriving - to an address I might add that is privately owned and has no spam filtering present. I then register under an alternative (ISP) address and find the email arrives much quicker. I can barely control my greedy hands as I slam the mouse over the 'download' option to acquire 'Service Pack 2' for 'Easy VHS to DVD' (getting kind of tired of the irony of calling it 'Easy' - from this point on let's just call it 'VHS to DVD'). I install SP2, only to find it complain that it can't be installed because no installation of 'VHS to DVD' could be found. Words fail me. To Roxio's credit, they have supplied the raw USB device driver required by the software, which supposedly corrects the silly error I made earlier on when I accidently followed the manual's instructions. Unfortunately it does nothing to solve my 'No Signal' error.
At this stage, I began uninstalling, installing, reinstalling, and probably overinstalling everything in sight following the variety of both official and unofficial guides to a fruitful and happy 'VHS to DVD' installation. Because of the constant restarting required, I was unable to listen to keep listening to music on the computer, so I browsed my CD shelf and found a 2-CD compilation of Rod Stewart's greatest hits and had a listen on my stereo. It must have been years since I last heard 'Baby Jane' - great song. Anyway...
I discover that the reason for the installation program giving me a whinging, tedious error message is due to my lack of 'Service Pack 1' being installed in Windows Vista. So I now find myself in-search of this mythical piece of software, which appears to sit uncomfortably somewhere between 'operating system' and 'ordinary software'. Windows Update seems unable to help me on this one, so I am forced to download it manually. Of course, it doesn't work - it can't possibly work - that would make too much sense. To find out why it won't work (install), Microsoft very kindly provides me with a special piece of software. This piece of software is capable of checking the suitability of my computer as to whether it is safe to install SP1 on it. This piece of software consistently hangs part-way through it's installation.
At this stage (a week after setting foot in the previously mentioned PC World store), I decide the solution to my problems is to backup all my important data, format my hard drive, and install Windows 7 on it. I want YOU PERSONALLY to know that i'm doing this just to make Roxio 'VHS to DVD' work. I hope you're happy.
All the best for Christmas and the New Year,
Steve.
P.S. - I don't want a refund, it just seemed the appropriate category to file this under. It must be said, Roxio has a distinct 'Do It Yourself' attitude towards customer service. Also, I was going to spare you the job reading this complaint by posting it on the Roxio forums, but there's a problem with the forum software that's preventing me from registering so I can post - and no contact details are available to inform the admin of this."
I submitted this to Roxio Customer Service a couple of days ago. I had to break it into two seperate tickets, and their software screwed up the format so it's all one big paragraph. I received the following reply to the first part of the story:
"Thank you for Contacting Roxio Customer Service
For us to assist you more effectively, we will require some more information.
Could you kindly give us a more detailed description of your issue including
* The steps you are taking
* Any troubleshooting steps you have already tried
* What programs you are using and the software programs within the suite you are using.
* Was your software pre-installed on your computer
* The type of files you are working with
* Error message(s) you receive (if any) or any symptoms like hanging or the program shutting down.
* What Operating System you are currently using
If the information provided does not resolve your issue simply update your webticket with a detailed explanation with the steps you have tried and any error messages you receive.
Regards,
Roxio Customer Service"
...and the following reply to the second part of the story:
"Thank you for contacting Roxio Customer Service
We have updated your original ticket 820080
We appreciate your sense of urgency regarding this issue. We will continue to work with you through your original ticket. For the most prompt response, please only update your original ticket.
Thank you.
Regards,
Roxio Customer Service"
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